Simple Disproof of Christ by Dietary Law

Simple Disproof of Christ by Dietary Law

The New Testament tells us that we are saved by grace, right? It’s only through faith in Jesus, right? Following dietary laws is not the way to heaven, right? If you believe this and would not speak out against the following dietary prohibitions, then I would not even want to talk to you or be in your, “Heaven.”

First, I suggest that you might eat dung. In biology, this is called being coprophagous. Some people like to model human behavior after animals that might eat anything. If you are a Christian, then I suggest demonstrating it by eating poop, perhaps your own. Surely, you won’t go to hell for it or maybe?

Secondly, maybe you have some pets. Go ahead! Eat them while they are still alive. Let’s see where in the Ten Commandments is that one? It’s not, but it is in your Old Testament, all ye Christians. Take a bit out of your pets paw. Ouch! If you do that you, then you are one sick bastard. You won’t go to my heaven, and Jesus won’t be there. Rather, I hope you rot in hell!

Next, if you feel so inclined. Eat another human, and testify how you are saved by grace and free from the Law. You see, it is not kosher to eat human. Maybe, take a bite out of a living human. Tasty! Huh! But, you won’t be in my heaven and Jesus won’t be there either. Jesus will be where you are going if there is an afterlife.

You see, in the heaven of Jesus there are people that eat poop, living pets, and other living humans. That can’t be heaven! That is hell. So is it time to start believing in the dietary Laws as a way to heaven. I think so!